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When the chicken coop burned down
Melody: When the henhouse burned

When the henhouse burned
the rooster didn't want to go out,
it flapped its wings
because it was full of hens.
We're not there yet,
we're not there yet.
So take your glass and drink it up.
For if we shouldn't be able to,
who the hell should be able to
we've always been able to!

Haps, haps, haps, haps.
Tune: Sur, sur, sur, sur
Haps, haps, haps, haps
Now we're going to have schnapps
One that strengthens the appetite
One that jolts the bandit
Haps, haps, haps
Now we're going to have schnapps

Hils, hils, hils, now we're going to have lager.
Pilsners are good for the soul,
Pilsners make the girl cuddly.
Hils, hils, hils, now we're going to have lager
I found a schnapps on the road.
Melody: It was a Saturday night
I found a schnapps on the road,
a little homeless one
with big round eyes
and two little tired legs.
It sat and was sad
and cried itself to pieces,
because no one had tried
to drink it yet.
I spoke kindly to it.
"Oh, drink me!" it sang happily, "
and you see bluebells,
violets and clover leaves."
Then it jumped up from the road
and down my throat.
Now it's all mine
and no one else's - CHEERS!
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Melody: In the snow, herbs and bushes are hiding
You little snaps that for me stands,
You make me so happy
You seem like a drink of the gods,
And I get a twinkle in my eye.
put- put-put-put you down.
You're going down from above
Down and turn your stomach,
For a hangover tomorrow.
Then we raise, then we lower
Melody: Oh, Tannenbaum
Then we raise,
then we lower
then we let it wander
it knows
now it's going down
and mix with the others